Monday, September 11, 2006

I needed to share...

I found this online and felt I needed to share. Kristine will appreciate this totally.

Editor's Note: When EW.com senior writer Michael Slezak wrote an open letter on PopWatch breaking up with CSI: Miami in time for the new fall season, several readers were also inspired to end their relationships with shows they once loved but are now fed up with. In fact, we got more than 100 responses, with readers airing their frustrations about Smallville, The O.C., ER, and other series they felt had jilted them — with frustrating plot lines, screwy schedules, and more. We were so amused that we selected the best breakup letters and compiled this gallery... read on for the dramatic dumpings!

Dear Gilmore Girls,
Wow! What can I say? You disappointed me over and over again this year... I made time for you EVERY week, even when you took inexplicably long breaks and showed reruns. I defended you to people who thought you were just a fast-talking, elitist weirdo. In short, I loved you. But truthfully, in the back of my mind, I knew something was wrong.
You turned the otherwise strong Lorelai into a douchebag. You transformed Luke into a clueless man who I constantly wanted to punch in the throat. You made Rory whinier than ever. And don't get me started on the whole ''Luke's got a daughter'' plot line! GG, what's up with that? I know I came to appreciate you a little late — after season 2 — but GG, when I found you, I was faithful. But you do all of this...and then, to make matters worse, you let those [fill in your favorite derogatory term] at [The CW] give a half-butt offer to
Amy Sherman-Palladino, the brains of the operation??? Are you crazy, GG? She was the heart of the show. I can't deal with any mediocrity next year. Look, either it's discovered that Luke and Lorelai's change in behavior was really a mysterious brain disorder caused by the Stars Hollow water supply that made them dumb for a season, or I'm out da do'.
...and this time I'm serious.
Jen
P.S. If Lorelai ends up with Christopher, I'm filing a restraining order.


-Samantha

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