I found this on some dude's myspace and thought it was sooooo funny. I don't know who came up with it but the sad part is that it's so true. The language isn't that great, so sorry for that. Read and laugh, because I did.
You kno if your a SC Tarpon if...
You know your a South Cameron Tarpon if..
1. You have ever told a cop that you were related to Sono Savoie to get out of trouble.
2. You know that there is no difference between Sha Sha's, Adeline's, and the Creole Food Mart.
3. Your worst childhood memory was when the Tarpon Freezo burnt down.
4. If your most valuable thing you own is whatever's left of your house.
5. You know the difference between "The Front" and "The Front Ridge".
6. You have ever gone to church on the front ridge because you were too hung over to go Sacred Heart.
7. You know who "Jimbo" is.
8. You have ever driven drunk to Kajon at midnight to get some boudin and Tasso.
9. When old people tell a story, it either happened "before" Audrey or "after" Audrey.
10. You have ever walked down main street in Cameron with a loaded shotgun and a beer, and nobody cared.
11. The biggest evet of tha year was the fur festival and it was ur favorite holiday
12. You have ever had an excused absence from school because you were alligator hunting. duck hunitng, or trapping nutria.
13. You think that everybody that lives in Johnson Bayou are related to each other.
14. When you say your going to the store, you mean Rudy's.
15. You refer to the store as Rudy's, even though it's called Jerome's.
16. You still still refer to Pishou's Place as Galtins.
17. You knew who "Big Jean" at Gaspard's was, and how she got hit while walking on the side of the road.
18. You lived on a ridge.
19. You have ever shot ducks while driving your truck.
20. You have ever raced your vehicle down Mr Bobby Conners road
21. You had a charge account at Lynn Miller's or Boudin Brother's.
22. You ever celebrated the 4th of July on Holly or Rutherford Beach.
23. The most important thing you took when you evacuated from Hurricane Rita was all the guns in your house.
24. Your favorite place to eat was Subway...
25. You Knew over 5 people who were pregnant before they graduated High School....
26. You skipped school to go fishing...
27. You got up at 3 am to go hunting.. then showed up at school and slept thru the first 2 classes...
28. If you took typing or Acct. with Belle Hession, you know Debits on the Left and Credits on the Right and you know how to impersonate her when she describes double space and triple space.
29. When people say 'the red light' or 'the Y', you know exactly where they are talking about
30. You went to the Alligator Harvest Festival to watch 'the boat races', which were actually drunk people in little fishing boats.
31. You had your picture put in the Cameron Pilot for what seems like nothing at all.
32. You know that u better never whistle in the cafeteria cuz shirley bonsall will jump on your
33. you know that there is hardly any weddings between august through december because its football season and no one would ever risk the chance of mising a game
34. You remember "Sonny Boy" riding his bicycle from Creole to Cameron with his white socks pulled up to his knees.
35. You have almost got in a wreck because the old dude that directed traffic in front of tha school has no clue what and the hell he is doing
36. Wayne Toups played at your after graduation party.
37. You got drunk with your parents and grandparents at your after prom party.
38. Your idea of an after prom party was a drunken bon-fire on Rutherford Beach.
39. Dr. Sanders has diagnosed you with Asthma.
40. You have had a shot from Mary Francis that came with a bruise that lasted 2 weeks and fear of her for the rest of your life.
41. Your wedding reception was at the fire station.
43. You dont know a damn thing about Civics after sitting though a whole year of Pete Picou's Civics class, but you do know how to clean the trash out of the stadium bleachers after a track meet.
44. You know why Mrs. Boudreaux's tongue and fingers are various ink colors and her overhead projector smells like spit.
45. You took biology with Coach Thomas and the most you learned was how to cheat successfuly, and all he managed to teach was that girls with boobs get their way and are a great distraction (so the rest of the class can Ace the biology test in 2 min.)
46. Mark Boudin filled up you vehicle AND wiped your windshield clean as a whistle while talking about pointless crap and keeping you from getting anywhere on time.
47. You know Mrs. Loretta Theriot's cat can say "ham"
48. Over half of your high school teachers were called "Coach"
49. It didnt take you long to discover while taking biology you didn't have to rush to beat the tardy bell to get to that class b/c even if you had a broken leg and were carrying all your books on your back you were still gonna beat Coach Thomas to the classroom. And you're still wondering how he made it there without passing out.
50. You know that ur favorite week of the year was when it was homecoming week and you got to see what people dressed up for this year and who would win.
51. You know what the letters in FEMA stand for.
52. School was canceled because of a playoff game. (more than once)
53. When you have a one night stand and the GIRL never returns your phone calls.
54. You know what "goin hunting without a gun means"
55. If you are excused from school, cuz the Grand Chenier bridge broke....again.
56. Joey?
57. If you ever been flicked off by a complete stranger, and then realize you were wearing a Tarpons shirt.
58. If someone has harrassed you because they make jokes about Tarpons being "tampons".
59. If you refer to dressing up as wearing a tarpon t-shirt, w/ a pair of jeans and potatoe shoes.
60. If you ever been froggin' in the off season, w/ flip flops, a fifth of crown, and your cell phone in your bra.
61. If you ever had to wear a pair of hip boots to get out your drive way in the mornings.
62. If you've actually been caught buying dyson boots, and the checkout lady cracks a joke about cameron reabox.
63. If your first kiss was in the "dark room" under the football stadium..
64. If you refered to Lil' Mexico as the ghetto.
65. If you can call ducks w/o a duck call. Or have gotten suspended for it.
66. Your idea of saying "hey", is having one hand on the steering wheel, while lifting your beer can and sticking our your finger.
67. you ever got kicked out of a football game for telling the ref to go himself.
68. you haven't became a "man" until you recieve your lettermans jacket.
69. you ever taken a week off of school to go work cows (even though it only takes 2 day, you still need time to get over that hangover, and get out the hospital for dehyrating)
70. your one of the only people that can say that u actually ran to be first in the lunch line cuz everyone knows our food is tha
71. If you have known someone since kindergarten, but have no idea what their real name is.
72. If you ever been to confession and the priest asks you how's your grandmother is doing
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